Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 17:49:08 -0700 (PDT) From: [QB] Subject: Re: [BARGE] Barge Geek Code 2.1.0 Could I suggest... W* I enjoyed a $17,000 bottle of wine W++++ I enjoyed a bottle of wine that cost $500 or more W+++ I enjoyed a bottle of wine that cost $200 or more W++ I enjoy wine that costs more than $100 a bottle W+ I enjoy wine that costs between $20 and $100 a bottle W I'll drink a glass of wine wine with dinner W- Thunderbird or Manaschevitz (sp?) W-- I'm allergic to wine -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: RE: [BARGE] Re: BARGE] Barge Geek Code 2.1.0 Date: Fri, 16 Aug 2002 09:32:18 -0400 From: [goldiefish] Hey! How about the Smoker(s)? Sm+++ I will smoke anything that burns...the more illegal, the better Sm++ I enjoy cigars from Embargoed Nations (other than Iraq and Libya) Sm+ I only smoke after sex Sm I attend the smoker for the friends, not the smoke Sm- I think all smoking should be outdoors Sm-- I think smoking and smokers are disgusting Sm--- I would pay to see a smoker cough up a lung and/or choke to death. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: [Bill C.] Subject: [BARGE] Luck Box code. Date: Fri, 16 Aug 2002 16:39:32 -0700 L* I won the TOC while wearing a funny hat, I made a straight flush against 4 jacks at BARGE, and I hit a $5 royal for 20K and beat Bill twice in Lowball freezeouts while drunk. L++ I am a winning player in all -EV games. L+ I am a lucky player, a powerful winning force surrounds me! L I try to suck out at least once when I play poker. L- I'd be a winning player if it weren't for all the dollars I had to give Lee for my bad beat stories. Bill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: RE: [BARGE] Barge Geek Code 2.1.0 From: [goldiefish] Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2002 11:08:04 -0400 Geek geek codes Gk+++ I actually decide what qualifies as worthwhile geek code on the BARGE list Gk++ I inherently understand most geek code without having to see the key Gk+ A geek signs my paycheck, and so far, I still get one and it still clears. Gk If geeks had been in charge instead of corporate thieves, we'd still be in business Gk- I still sometimes mistake people who are just disheveled with real geeks Gk-- I think I want to be a geek, but I don't know where to apply Gk--- My suggestion for geek code has been rejected by a Gk+++ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: [Scottro] Subject: Re: [BARGE] Barge Geek Code 2.1.0 Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2002 12:13:08 -0400 Dl* I am Monty Hall Dl+++ I play tournaments strictly to improve my deal making skills Dl++ While in a tournament, the first thing I think about is what kind of deal to make Dl+ While at the final table, I am the first one to bring up the prospect of a deal Dl I never turn down a deal in a tournament Dl- I only make a tournament deal if it's outrageously +EV for me Dl-- I never make a deal unless it's between BARGErs and it's heads-up and I'm short stacked with no chance of winning Dl--- Under no circumstances do I make any kind of poker deal, and I pay full price at garage sales Dl77 I am Scottro 77 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DaVoice" Newsgroups: rec.gambling.poker Subject: BARGE GEEK CODE suggestions Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 03:01:45 -0500 Message-ID: With the explosion of *ARG* events around the country, I would like to submit some suggestions to be added to the barge geek code. Suggestions: 1. Change the name to *arg* geek code 2. F for FARGO (with all subcategories) 3. M for MARGE (with all subcategories) 4. E for ESCARGOT (with all subcategories) 5. AT for ATLARGE (with all subcategories) 6. S for SARGE (with all subcategories) 7. T for TARGET (with all subcategories) 8 add subcategory to PEG for PEG's who've attended *arg* events other than BARGE 9. HO for BARGE HANGOVER (with subcategories) 10. RCS for Rick Charles Sucks for suggesting all of these additions Thoughts? Humbly submitted -- [...] A+ G++ PKR+ PEG- B-- TB ADB+ M+ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 22:29:59 -0800 From: Jerrod Subject: Barge geek code addition? Shameless self-promotion, but I would have sent it before if I had thought of it: CHOW-- Chowaha is a stupid gambling game for drunkards. I would never play it. CHOW- Chowaha is just a silly gambling game, but I might play it. CHOW Chowaha is fun and I play it sometimes at BARGE. CHOW+ Chowaha r00lz! Must cap, must toke, must gamb0000lllll!!!! CHOW++ Chowaha is a great and skillful game, and I like to play it, especially in home games with fish who think that A9o is a decent hand. CHOW+++ I have been the World Chowaha Champion. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: [North Shore Mike] Subject: Geek code suggestion Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 15:40:48 -0800 Hi, [Zbig]. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you. How bout adding the Death March to the BARGE Geek Code? DM++ I have organized the Death March, and despite all the sniveling and whining, still count most Death Marchers as my friends. DM+ I play in the Death March every year, and wouldn't miss it, what with all the drinking and gambling that goes on. DM I have played in the Death March, but have also bailed like Action Bob DM* I am Action Bob DM- I have expressed interest in playing the Death March, but haven't been able to fit it in, what with all the drinking and gambling that goes on. DM-- Death Marchers are stupid. !DM Golf is stupid. ADB North Shore Mike A++ G++ PKR+ !PEG B+ TB ADB+ !M -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: FW: BARGE Geek PEG Category suggestions... - with correction... Date: Wed, 8 Mar 2006 11:57:02 -0600 From: [Un1corness] Hi! I have a couple suggestions for further PEG subcategories: Met PEG elsewhere (as though there were anywhere other than BARGE), married PEG at BARGE Met PEG elsewhere (as though there were anywhere other than BARGE), married PEG at BARGE w/"Elvis" at ceremony! And a couple further ADB subcategories: I've partied w/ADBers and survived to tell about it ADB wannabee Thanks, Bev M[.......] (aka. Un1corness - also PRMs sister and JD's wife) A++ G+ PKR Met PEG elsewhere, married PEG at BARGE w/"Elvis" at ceremony B+ TB--- I've partied w/ADBers(not Adders)and survived to tell about it M-- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:15:30 -0400 To: [rcfox] From: [Dieter] Cc: [mph], [barge] Subject: Re: [BARGE] WSOP Backing Tips Can we have a geek code for tax geekyness? IRS+++ I am Russ Fox IRS++ Russ Fox does my taxes IRS+ Russ Fox helped me once IRS I read a tax hint by Russ Fox IRS- I paid to much taxes on gambling IRS-- I pay to much taxes anyway IRS--- I got audited -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2006 21:03:03 EDT From: RMITCHCOLL Subject: barge code i recommend adding a Pussy code Pus+++ I have attended Barge and then missed five or more consecutive years Pus STNG I have missed Barge for some weakassed reason like my kids birthday Pus+ Quick who? Pus I know Steve Cohen Pus- People who miss Barge are such Northshores Pus-- I have never missed a Barge after attending my first one just some suggestions...i like the pussy code additions..the comments are thrown together -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Kevin" Subject: RE: [BARGE] When the haiku urge strikes... Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:16:39 -0500 Please consider my latest ode Whilst we're all in poetry mode I'm asking THE MAN If he thinks we can Add haikus/limericks to the BARGE geek code. H+++ I have submitted over 500 H++ I admit that I have sent a few H+ I don't write them, but I think they are funny. H I don't have the time so I Kill File them H- This haiku thing is getting old, don't you think? H-- These morons had better stop polluting the list or they will pay. H--- If I see ONE MORE of these things, I'm going postal. -Un